A DISSERTATION UPON ROAST PIG
l young monster, urn tasted some of its flavour, ence, proved not altogeto tle tedious) bot doo t off till tc remained of tter.
Bo-bo rictly enjoined not to let t escape, for tainly oned tc range stories got about. It is cottage doly t fires from time for in broad day, ot-time. As often as ti to be in a blaze; and i ead of cising o gro to lengtcerrible mystery discovered, and fato take trial at Pekin, toself produced in court, and verdict about to be pronounced, pig, of ood accused, migo t, and t, and burning ture prompting to eac ts, and t co t, torangers, reporters, and all present -- leaving tation in a simultaneous verdict of Not Guilty.
t t iniquity of t privily, and boug could be oook o be seen but fires in every direction. Fuel and pigs grerict. t up s sliger every day, until it tecture ime be lost to tom of firing inued, till in process of time, says my manuscript, a sage arose, like our Locke, be cooked (burnt, as t) ty of consuming a . t began ting by tring, or spit, came in a century or ter, I forget in useful, and seemingly t obvious arts, make their way among man-kind.
it placing too implicit fait above given, it must be agreed, t if a ext for so dangerous an experiment as setting , t pretext and excuse mig PIG.
Of all tain it to be t delicate -- princeps obsoniorum.
I speak not of your gro a young and tender suckling -- under a moon old -- guiltless as yet of ty -- iae, tary failing of t parent, yet manifest -- not