Peggy nervously mentions the newspaper.

    PEGGY

    (delicate)

    So -- Mag -- youve seen this, huh?

    MAGGIE

    (serious)

    Yes, Ive seen it. And I o say

    its t and most offensive...

    joke anybodys ever played on me!

    to t, Maggie starts smiling.

    MAGGIE (contd)

    You guys! ake you?

    Maggie stays amused.

    MAGGIE (contd)

    this done?

    (laughing)

    You creeps! I se you!

    And his

    is four.

    PEGGY

    Uold us to bacte

    jokes, so ...

    Maggie looks at tricken face of her friends.

    MRS. PRESSMAN

    holy moly.

    Peggy looks like so cry hy for Maggie.

    Maggie is starting to feel uncomfortable. She looks down,

    dubiously, at the paper.

    MAGGIE

    Um, you know, now would be a good

    moment to tell me this is fake.

    (no response)

    It  be funny if you drag it out.

    Okay?

    (no response)

    Okay, ...

    Real newspapers smear. Phoney papers

    dont.

    S against her apron, leaving

    an INK SMEAR!!

    She nearly kneels over.

    MAGGIE (contd)

    (sitting)

    Bag.

    Peggy and Mrs. Pressman immediately spring to hey

    give o breathe in.

    MRS. PRESSMAN

    Bag.

    CUt tO:

    INt. MAGGIES ORKOUt ROOM/GYM - NIGht

    e see Maggie kickboxing in anger. the radio is on. She

    suddenly stops, yanks Ikes article off the wall, leaves her

    area a