EXt. USA tODAY LOADING DOCK - DAY

    Ike rides sadly on t, gets off and walks

    out.

    EXt. IAL StREEt - ANOthER MORNING

    ANGLE ON MAGGIES hOUSE:

    A train goes by. A modest clapboard wo

    entrances. A PAPERBOY tosses a paper onto t of

    t door opens and Maggie appears fres of

    bed,  and panties. heedless of being seen

    t to to pick up her

    delivered paper: USA today. Sears off tic bag and

    rips into it, looking for ter. S. A smile on

    o the house.

    INt. MAGGIES  MOMENt

    Maggie skips back into her

    and Grandma. A cozy and eclectic place creatively furnished on

    a sring. So: KItChEN hERE BOB KELLY,

    fiance #4, is packing cans into a backpack. Bob, 38, has a

    pleasant face and a body t is almost shockingly buff. hes

    -s t reads: quot;Mountaineers Do It Against the

    all.quot;, Maggie dances over, he paper and singing.

    MAGGIE

    She canned him, she canned him...

    Bob test t of te food.

    BOB

    Come ry this on.

    Maggie puts tcer and starts to read

    aloud, paying no mind to Bob, wicking hrough

    traps of the backpack.

    MAGGIE

    Listen: quot;Dear Ms. Carpenter, I

    apologize to you for tunate

    matter. Ike Grahams column will no

    longer be appearing in this paper.

    Best of luck in you upcoming marriage!quot;

    Bob continues to  of traps

    it onto Maggies shoulders.

    BOB